![Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear? Elizabeth Bennet: Very well… although I wish you would not call me “my dear.” Mr. Darcy: Why? Elizabeth Bennet: Because it’s what my father always calls my mother when he’s cross about something. Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed? Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think…”Lizzie” for every day, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”… but only on *very* special occasions. Mr. Darcy: And… what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy…? Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy. Mr. Darcy: Then how are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy? [kisses her on the forehead] Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy… [kisses her on the right cheek] Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy… [kisses her on the nose] Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy… [kisses her on the left cheek] Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy… [finally kisses her on the mouth]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynv08QaJv1qb4b2zo1_400.jpg)
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well… although I wish you would not call me “my dear.”
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it’s what my father always calls my mother when he’s cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think…”Lizzie” for every day, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”… but only on *very* special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And… what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy…?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: Then how are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy?
[kisses her on the forehead]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the right cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the nose]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the left cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[finally kisses her on the mouth]
