The Preppy Betty Crocker

Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?  Elizabeth Bennet: Very well… although I wish you would not call me “my dear.”  Mr. Darcy: Why?  Elizabeth Bennet: Because it’s what my father always calls my mother when he’s cross about something.  Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?  Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think…”Lizzie” for every day, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”… but only on *very* special occasions. Mr. Darcy: And… what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy…?  Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.  Mr. Darcy:  Then how are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy?   [kisses her on the forehead]  Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…   [kisses her on the right cheek]  Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…   [kisses her on the nose]  Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…   [kisses her on the left cheek]  Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…   [finally kisses her on the mouth]

Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well… although I wish you would not call me “my dear.”
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it’s what my father always calls my mother when he’s cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think…”Lizzie” for every day, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”… but only on *very* special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And… what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy…?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy:  Then how are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy?
[kisses her on the forehead]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the right cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the nose]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[kisses her on the left cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy…
[finally kisses her on the mouth]

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    Now that I finished the novel, I am absolutely dying from this exchange. If only it truly happened in the novel…
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    My 2nd favorite scene :) I’m trying to find the first one.
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    Favorite movie … ever ever!
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